
I ran across a blog that challenged all readers to come up with jokes written with '70's and '80's song titles as the punchline. I tweaked the idea just a little and decided to write a flash full of the tune titles instead. Here's what I got, hope you like it.
HEARD IT IN A LOVE SONG
BABY COME BACK. I AM SO INTO YOU. You are so much MORE THAN A WOMAN it's SPOOKY. I know I said I'M NOT IN LOVE, but that was just JIVE TALKING. I'M ADDICTED TO LOVE.
AMY please, I need SEXUAL HEALING. I know I'm FLIRTING WITH DISASTER, but LET'S GET IT ON.
Ok, ok, so I'm no POETRY MAN. In fact I'm THICK AS A BRICK, but you are SIMPLY IRRESISTIBLE, YOU SEXY THING.
It's as simple as ABC, CAN'T YOU SEE? THE FIRST TIME EVER I SAW YOUR FACE I knew YOU WERE MADE FOR ME.
Have some more BRANDY and RELAX. WE WANT THE FUNK, but WE'VE ONLY JUST BEGUN. We don't have to take a FAST CAR, let's make it a SLOW RIDE. Just feel the SUMMER BREEZE until you are COMFORTABLY NUMB. By the time we get to OUR HOUSE, we'll be ready for a WHOLE LOTTA LOVE, SWEET LOVE.
WHAT'S GOING ON? Do you have CAT SCRATCH FEVER? Stop all that KUNG FU FIGHTING. Get off the CRAZY TRAIN girl. GIVE ME ONE REASON not to send you to play SOLITAIRE again tonight.
POOR POOR PITIFUL ME, here I am trying to MAKE SWEET LOVE TO YOU. DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT.
Ah hell, THE THRILL IS GONE. LET'S JUST KISS AND SAY GOODBYE.