What attracts a strong trailer park woman?

The easiest answer is, "whatever she attracts."

Most women want a man who is head over heels in love with her. It just makes sense to choose someone who already worships you.

It takes much less time to train a guy to kiss your butt if you start with someone one who already bumps his nose every time you stop walking.

What attracts a good trailer park man?

Beer, fried food -covered in either a cheese sauce or some sort of gravy, and a smiling woman, in a tight pair of jeans, to bring it to him.

If she also happens to hand him the remote control and remind him Nascar's on...he'll lose his mind.

Ah...True Love.