Every good trailer park dweller knows the saying,
"If you want it to stop moving --duct tape. If you want to make it move --WD40."
But duct tape & WD-40 do oh so much more than that.
Duct tape can be used to remove unwanted hairs from your brothers chest. This is particularly useful after he has used WD-40 to lubricate your bicycle seat, or to flavor your popcorn.
WD-40 is useful as a treatment for arthritis. Sprayed on the painful area, it is said to work within minutes. I'd assume that time scale is greatly influenced by how deeply you inhale and how much built in tolerance your brain has for inhalants. You may want to duct tape yourself to a chair to keep from falling off once the fumes start working.
Duct tape can be used to keep that pesky tube top from falling down, and can be used to hold up Junior's diaper. You can use it to remove splinters or to make a splint.
WD-40 will kill spiders, bees, hornets and yellow jackets, if sprayed directly on them. It's also great for shining shoes and boots.
Few people know of the entertainment value of duct tape. Cut into one inch squares and applied to the bottoms of a cats feet, duct tape can provide hours of fun for the whole family. Be sure to have more duct tape on hand, just in case you need it to repair anything the cat breaks during his hilarious performance.
If your car has seen better days, but you still want to make good money when selling it, WD-40 can be used to bring that new car shine back to the paint job. Spray it on and wipe it in. You can also use it on the tires. And don't forget to use it to remove any glue residue you left behind the last time you duct taped that crack in the window to keep out the rain.
Super glue can be used to "heal" the glass too, but that's for another day.
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