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	<title><![CDATA[Renee's Blog]]></title>
	<link>http://reneebarnes.bravejournal.com</link>
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	<description><![CDATA[Welcome to my Blog, enjoy your stay!   &nbsp;  &nbsp;  &nbsp;Contact me: Renee' Barnes  trailer_park_gazette@yahoo.com ]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[My Losing Bombeck Entry]]></title>
		<link>http://reneebarnes.bravejournal.com/entry/23567/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[&nbsp;    I just&nbsp;learned that&nbsp;I didn't win the Bombeck, Writing Competition. Oh well. I knew it was a long shot anyway, the competition is crazy good.   But, since it...]]></description>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Apr 2007 01:22:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Flea Markets]]></title>
		<link>http://reneebarnes.bravejournal.com/entry/23522/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[&nbsp;    "Flea Market" isn't just a noun. In the trailer park it's a verb too.   &nbsp;  This is a typical weekend conversation at most parks...  &nbsp;  &nbsp;  "Whatcha doing...]]></description>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Apr 2007 05:44:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Eviction]]></title>
		<link>http://reneebarnes.bravejournal.com/entry/23506/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[&nbsp;    Whether you've ever personally experienced it or not, the word "Eviction" inflicts fear&nbsp;on the heart of&nbsp;the average&nbsp;trailer park dweller.  &nbsp;  To be...]]></description>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Apr 2007 07:40:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Bonus Blog: Duct Tape & WD40]]></title>
		<link>http://reneebarnes.bravejournal.com/entry/23494/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[&nbsp;    Every good&nbsp;trailer park dweller&nbsp;knows the saying,   &nbsp;  "If you want it to stop moving --duct tape. If you want&nbsp;to make it&nbsp;move --WD40."...]]></description>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Apr 2007 02:10:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Drainage]]></title>
		<link>http://reneebarnes.bravejournal.com/entry/23493/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[&nbsp;    Drainage&nbsp;problems are notorious&nbsp;in trailer parks. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out why.   &nbsp;  With all the beer, beans and&nbsp;beef...]]></description>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Apr 2007 02:09:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Chihuahuas]]></title>
		<link>http://reneebarnes.bravejournal.com/entry/23440/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[&nbsp;    I&nbsp;noticed&nbsp;the other day that many of my neighbors own chihuahuas. It does makes sense when you think about it. Most trailers sit on tiny lots. Not much of a...]]></description>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Apr 2007 06:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Bologna]]></title>
		<link>http://reneebarnes.bravejournal.com/entry/23422/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[  Bologna&nbsp;is a mainstay in the trailer park.   &nbsp;  Whether you call it round steak, Oscar's fliers, samich fillin's or slab meat, it's all the same thing. Bologna. The...]]></description>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2007 07:40:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Attraction]]></title>
		<link>http://reneebarnes.bravejournal.com/entry/23421/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[&nbsp;  &nbsp;    What attracts a strong trailer park woman?  The easiest answer is,&nbsp;"whatever she attracts."   Most women&nbsp;want&nbsp;a man who&nbsp;is head over heels...]]></description>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Apr 2007 22:44:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Alphabet Game!]]></title>
		<link>http://reneebarnes.bravejournal.com/entry/23420/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[&nbsp;    I am&nbsp;blogging my way through the alphabet this month. Each&nbsp;blog will have&nbsp;a one word title starting with that day's letter. I stole the idea&nbsp;from...]]></description>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Apr 2007 22:42:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Playing With Tunes]]></title>
		<link>http://reneebarnes.bravejournal.com/entry/23419/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[&nbsp;    I ran across a blog that challenged&nbsp;all readers&nbsp;to come up with jokes written with '70's and '80's song titles&nbsp;as the punchline. I tweaked the idea just...]]></description>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Apr 2007 22:41:32 +0000</pubDate>
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